Wednesday, March 10, 2010

This post of mine is going to be a bit sadistic, and a few friends of mine will definitely kill me if they know about this post.

Okay this post is about "love".Sorry, it isn't something where at the end of the day the boy and the girl sing a "soon to be hit" Hindi song together, neither is it one of those tragic stories. In fact, it ain't a story at all. Its just a collection of scientific facts that are discovered recently.Okay, no more trash talking, let's start:

The scientists have recently discovered the reason behind falling in love, and they also have discovered the reason why people who have once been in love are susceptible to fall in love yet again than the people who aren't experienced at all.
The reason behind this feeling is actually a hormone called PEA. It secretes from pituitary and has a effect similar to the combined effect adrenaline and amphetamine. The PEA secretes whenever a person experience certain features of another person, say the mode in which she says hi, or his stamina etc.
So, based on this fact one can easily draw some conclusions:

Q: Is there something called true love?

A: [this ain't my conclusion, it was provided as a conclusion at the end of the report] A big NO, you are either in love or you aren't. If he/she makes your PEA to secrete, then you are in love with him/her. Else you are not.

Q: Why people are so fascinated about "first love"?

A: Have you smoked cigarette? or have you ever consumed alcohol? its best if you have experienced marijuana.Like all of them , PEA is also addictive in nature. The smokers dare to forget their first smoking experience, its all about tasting the blood for the first time. No body can ever forget the first "hallu" season with marijuana, even if he becomes a regular consumer later on. Its the first time you taste that shit.And then the tale starts.

Q: Why people who have once been in love, are more susceptible to fall in love yet again?

A: Plain and simple. Just take the example of a smoker and remember Mark Twain's words, "I know quitting cigarettes is one of the easiest tasks of the world, I myself have done so for at least a thousand times" Same goes with love, if the person was in love, that means he/she was addicted to PEA once, but due to some reasons, he/she was forced to quit.Its always easier for such people to get indulged in the activity once again.

Q: Why can't you make yourself love someone?

A: Okay. This is a bit tricky. Insulin is yet another hormone. You can't make that to secrete either, according to your own wish. And its well known that some people are compelled to inject insulin externally. Same goes with PEA, one can not secrete it at his/her own wish. Its involuntary. So, that means that one can't make him/herself love someone.

Q: Why is it so difficult to get over?

A: Have you tried amphetamine? people who are addicted to that are usually sent to rehab in order to get them back to normal life. How on earth can you expect that you can run away from something similar so easily.


This discovery I think have answered everything regarding love. Answers to questions like those mentioned above in addition to some others like why love seems cliche after a long period of time, why does it feel so good when you see your loved ones after a long time and many many more.

So, that's all about love. I wonder someday science will even provide a similar explanation about "life".

3 comments:

Phase Delay said...

Falling in love is just PEAing.....as simple as that...cheers for the update!!!!!!

srijita said...

dis was enlightening!!!

Soulreaver said...

but the thing is the guy who discovered it is now being cursed by all "romeo"s and "julliet"s... too bad x(