Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Because for popular demand among my classmates ,I am jotting it down.But before anyone else reads it, and wonders what the heck am I talking about, I better post some warning, that unless you are a student of Jadavpur University E-faculty or more specifically unless you are a student of the "popular" electrical engineering department, and unless you are familiar with PKC, the following may sound insane to you. And one thing I must say here that, I have written whatever I've heard, I haven't added a single word on my "own" although I doubt whether it's a good idea to use the word "own", because everything that follows, are my own words, and obviously it didn't came from PKC's mouth, but when they reached me,they sounded as follows. Finally I must mention that I've no intention to show any disrespect to PKC or the electrical department. I am writing down whatever I've heard. So here it goes---

Papa bear rolls capacitors. This A matrix permutes papa bear. Factorisation with foul intentions. A can be deleted. This interchange is asshole. We calculate factor L and a lot of A. Papa bear generates feces. Pee intended. Initially in this procedure A matrix is calculated for ceremonial purposes. Papa bear is an asshole. So our original problem was to find the social instability,Kelvinator fridges, you may get them if you are lucky. It causes larger Massachusetts. Now we will talk about aftershave lotions,LN computer cell. If you calculate in this fashion, the cyborgs gonna attack you. You compute all the elements like the Chequered flag. This is a thikthak salad. $#%#@%^@@@@^ [Latin word(s), can't be typed by qwerty keyboard I reckon!!] becomes a porn. The conserved variable annoys the God.


-- An excerpt from PKC's lecture on "Numerical analysis" dated 25.07.2009

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