The "best" of the jokes I've heard till date

# "Yesterday I got myself in an S-9, and a woman and the bus-conductor started yelling at each other there(*gimme a break plz*)"

# A hen was sitting on a tree, and she was laying eggs, but none of the eggs fell on the ground. how come?

cz the hen was wearing half pants [*typical gondho jokes*]


# show your index finger and say this is "Pankaj" then fold it and ask what is it?

-Pankaj Udas (*phewwww anirban :(*)

# show your index finger and say this is "abdullah" then shake it and ask what is it?

-Sheik Abdullah (*anirban! kill yourself :x*)

# "Shetai shetai" and "ufff!! ar parchi nah" (*okay! these really makes us laugh, people unaware wont be able to realize why*)

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jdnjhwjhbjdbwdbjbdjdbjbwbdwbbe (*guess who's talkin!!!)