A tribute to PkC & AD

Why do people suffer from Insomnia? I wanna say that why does this disease at all occur when there is an efficient person like PKC, who calls himself an engineer, has a face that almost leads one to conclude that he has a Mongolian origin[reminds me of the pork that I had at peepin], who speaks in a language which is neither Bengali nor English and expected neither is Hebrew, speaks in a wavelength that's well below the subsonic range that reminds one of Granny's fairy tales that would surely put even an insomniac to sleep, has an attitude that seems to be polite to many, esp. to the gays of our class. He has an eternal attraction towards gays. A man true to his work who never arrives in the college before 11:30 and still expects his students to wait for him. A personality with whom we are " proud" to share 3 hours on every Tuesday!! A class that we are not allowed to bunk [its sessional], where it is impossible to take a nap and even more impossible to stay awake. A a very respectable personality with an immense knowledge in peeling bananas and extraordinary mathematics skills that leads him prove that 2 to the power negative 128 = 2 to the power zero, a man who his responsible for rejuvenating our hangman skills. But wait if there is PkC there is AD too. He also has an immense knowledge in electrical machines. But he talks shit in a howling voice that will put even Banerjeeda in shame. This man is a genius, he calls the roll in the reverse order. and expect the students to announce his/her presence twice. What's the problem with you guys, I mean we know that you had tough times as students, being kicked out of the class each time you appeared there, getting your papers cancelled for cheating shamelessly, searching hard for a paper to copy at PHD but that certainly does not imply that you guys will inflict the same with us, the unfortunate ones. I know its really very hard to withstand six supplies in a semester. We are better than you guys, stop feeling insecure, stop suffering in inferiority just accept the fact, WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU GUYS. Stop feeling jealous.