10 reasons for not drinking Vodka

1) Its alcoholic.
2) It tastes like shit.
3) It doesn't cost much but the accessories necessary tend to push the expense higher.
4) Makes you drunk, you wont get satisfied but you'll feel drunk.
5) Tends to develop a resistance in the sense that as you consume it for a longer period, much more volume will be needed to satisfy you.
6) The smell is horrible.
7) The lowest priced variety is awful in taste.
8) Impossible to drink a considerable amount raw.
9) When consumed with rum or beer, tends to produce a spike effect.
10) linear ramp effect rather than surge, makes you wait for ages sometimes to get the feeling.